Go ahead and add "breakups" to the list of things you outsource for a small fee.
Yup, you read that right. A new company — The Breakup Shop — will handle your breakup if you're willing to pay. With the tagline, "Bad relationship? Let us help you end it," and an option to "become a heartbreaker," their offerings are totally serious and pretty straightforward.
How does it work? The Breakup Shop offers the following services: