Mother's Day: She Gets Today, We Get the Other 364
"Mother's Day, it's beautiful thought, but it's somebody's hurtin' conscience that thought of the idea. It was someone who had neglected their mother for years, and then they figured out: I got to do something about Momma. And knowing Momma was that easy, they figured, 'we'll give her a day, and it will be all right with Momma.' Give her a day, and then in return Momma gives you the other 364. See?"
-- Will Rogers